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Post subject:   PostPosted: Oct 13, 2014 - 10:54 AM
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What did Vincent van Gogh want for Christmas?
A happy new ear.
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: Oct 14, 2014 - 08:54 AM
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A man carrying jumper cables starts to walk into a bar but is immediately stopped at the door by the bouncer. The bouncer looks him up and down and says "OK buddy, you can come in but don't go starting anything".
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: Oct 14, 2014 - 11:42 AM
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Women always claim that the kind of men they are attracted to are the ones with a sense of humor.
But, I don't believe that.
Really, who would they choose to remove their bra? Tom Cruise or the Three Stooges?

A man is standing on a street corner, and a woman walks up to him, points at his suede jacket and says, " A cow was murdered so you could have that!". The man replies in a psychotic voice, "I didn't know there was a witness. Now, I'll have to kill you too.".

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Post subject:   PostPosted: Oct 28, 2014 - 11:36 AM
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Being that it's election time, I thought I'd add a political joke, one that's not running for office!

What's the difference between Democrats and Republicans? Democrats blow while Republicans suck.

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